Could It Be?!!

Well, well, well, Mr.Playa-Mac Daddy-Pretty Boy had an interview for a job in another department today. Although he did not divulge this info to me, unbeknownst to him I do have my sources. I asked him why he was dressed up and he said that he had a "business function" to go to. I'm thinking to myself, yeah right! He clearly underestimates me. As if I couldn't figure this shit out, I wonder does he expect me to care? I mean really? Why would I be mad? I don't even like him! In fact, him leaving my department would make me happy! VERY VERY HAPPY!!!!! I am full of anticipation! The thought of Mr. Paychecks and Chasing Pussy leaving...oh, how fucking cool would that be! *Sigh*