Here is a list of things that has been annoying the hell out of me as of late:
1. I know I will be burned alive on a stake by all the avid dog lovers out there, but they can kiss my ass, MY DOG GETS ON MY FUCKING NERVES SOMETIMES! He's just too damn needy! He will start to whine if you don't give him enough attention and every time I take him outside he runs up to everybody! This annoys me to no end, especially when I just want to be left alone like TODAY! I must admit that I'm still madly in love with the little bugger. Yeah, he got me...
2. Speaking of animals, it's sad that Barbaro was euthanized, but it's just a HORSE! If he didn't win the Kentucky Derby nobody would give two shits! He is in a better place now. Otherwise, get over it!
3. My coworker, Mr Playa-Mac Daddy-Pretty Boy that makes more effort to flirt with every girl (Well, except me because he is too busy trying to plunge a knife in my back!) in the office than doing actual work. I swear that mofo is just there for two reasons...paychecks and pussy! Plus, he has a creepy fetish for Katie Couric! Ewwwww!
4. Paris Hilton. And we care about her because?
5. My mother talking to me while I am on my computer. Don't get me wrong, I love my mother, however it's irritating when you are reading an article on an internet and she just keeps talking and talking and talking. I guess that is many of the perks of living at home, yeah, I'm moving out this year THANK GOD, which brings to me next thing!
6. Why are some shitty apartments so damn expensive?! You expect me to pay money out the ass for an apartment that is a size of a closet?! On top of having to put up with noisy neighbors, lazy maintenance workers, and shoddy upkeep, no amenities, not to mention not covering any of the utilities, and you want me to pay how much? A thousand dollars a month for a one bedroom?!!! AND I HAVE TO PAY A NON-REFUNDABLE PET FEE!! Yeah, right!
7. Taxes. Must you take so much money out my measly paycheck...must you!
8. Slow drivers who insist on driving in the passing lane. I hate you, I really really HATE YOU!
9. Children who misbehave and the parents who do NOTHING about it! I swear one of the worse things is to stand in a long line at a supermarket or navigating through a crowded mall and hearing a spoiled brat sceaming on top of their lungs assaulting your ear drums! I just feel like dropping my packages and shaking the little brat and kicking the parent's ass who puts up with the tantrums! Oh, by the way Pennsylvania decided to pass a law that you can't hit your child under the age of four. Don't get me wrong, I am not saying that we should abuse our children, but a little tap on a behind or smack on the hand would not hurt! You know, I wish they could be that strict with gun control. I'm looking at you Philadelphia. Speaking of gun violence...
10. Over four hundred people died last year from gun violence in Philadelphia! That is fucking ridiculous! How many people have to die before stricter gun control laws are passed? Who ever has to find a resolution to a fight with a gun is a straight up punk! So, how many people has to die before something is done...400, 500, why make it a thousand?!
11. And finally, my evil furnace, who oh so conveniently decided to not work in the dead of winter. That's okay your ass is getting fixed tomorrow. Fucker!
There you have it my crankyisms...
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