Sunday, January 14, 2007

There Will Be Always Next Year


The Eagles lost...'nuff said. I think we are cursed. Have you ever heard of the Curse of Billy Penn? Curse, you wonder, what curse??!!! Let me explain. There was a Gentleman's Agreement stated that no building will be taller than City Hall and years later it was eventually violated in the mid-eighties when they built the first skyscraper in Philadelphia, which is Liberty Place. What does this has to do with football or sports in general?! A heck of a lot! And do you know why??!!! PHILLY HAS NOT WON A CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE THEY BROKE GROUND FOR THOSE FUCKING SKYSCRAPERS!!!! A TEAM HAS NOT WON A CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 1983 AND THAT INCLUDES ALL FOUR FRANCHISES, FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL, HOCKEY, AND BASEBALL!!! Billy Penn is pissed because his view is obstructed and he's bitter and he knows how much Philly loooovvvves sports, so he decided to put a curse on all of our teams! You think I am crazy? They even have the Curse of Billy Penn on Wikipedia. You can see for yourself! Here, let me give you the link, Curse of Billy Penn

If I am not mistaken, I think Philadelphia is the only American city that has went this long without winning a championship. *Sigh*

Damn you, Billy Penn, DAMN YOU!!!

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